at first i thought it was porn
then i dug deeper
at this point im scared to go any further
i wonder whats inside
IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF
Ways to kill your enemies
I know way too much about killing people because of this website
I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW
by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them
bubble tea of death
Bubble tea of death
Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.
Basically Bubble Tea of Death
“The Doctor is in Purgatory. We need to get him back.”
Holy shit balls.
I was waiting for this.
This needs to be fic-ed.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president
Doing it on vocation!!! My shoelaces will be blue ;)))
im so doing this
I THOUGHT THIS WAS PIZZA
THIS ISN’T PIZZA?
of course it is pizza it is the lord of all pizzas
WHY WOULD THERE BE A RING BAKING IN THE MIDDLE OF A PIZZA
what a precious way to propose
am I imagining things or Benedict Cumberbatch starts to look like a young Death