katnisstiel:

meanwhilemishacollins:

[x]

will never get over this

bewbin:

bewbin:

at first i thought it was porn

then i dug deeper

at this point im scared to go any further

i wonder whats inside

IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF

catsandallthatjazz:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

Basically Bubble Tea of Death

sodamnrelatable:

karambura:

usapotterfan:

girldani:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

“The Doctor is in Purgatory. We need to get him back.”

Holy shit balls.

O.O

I was waiting for this.

This needs to be fic-ed.

genishihara:

uuuhshiny:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president

Doing it on vocation!!! My shoelaces will be blue ;)))

im so doing this

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

shercocklocked:

kricketatertots:

ru8ay:

thehotchocolatewoman:

charles-strider:

bennyslegs:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS PIZZA

THIS ISN’T PIZZA?

of course it is pizza it is the lord of all pizzas

WHY WOULD THERE BE A RING BAKING IN THE MIDDLE OF A PIZZA

ENGAGEMENT PIZZA

what a precious way to propose

oHMGYod

icarusing:

#your face is a rare gift

veiledsentiments:

legolastheobvious:

#most underrated doctor ever

I LOVE NINE

When your dreams all fail, and the ones we hail
Are the worst of all, and the bloods run stale

schwarzweis:

am I imagining things or Benedict Cumberbatch starts to look like a young Death